I didn't realise I was such a fucking horrible person.

Because, you know...



No one has actually said sorry.


Let alone showed any kind of remorse.

Oh well, my issue apparently.

It had fucken better.

TWO FACE KNOWS YOU ARE FULL OF SHIT.
US ARMY

Ok so anyway. Things are less fucked up than they have been I think. Or maybe I'm just getting used to the weirdness. By the way, Blogger just ate my original post so this will be even more disjointed and fucked than my normal posts.

I had a paragraph written about John Mayer. It was witty; within it I insulted his intelligence and his dubious sexual orientation. Thereafter, I offered a humble apology and conceded that (with help) I have realised he is a fucking good guitarist. Kiss my ass, nay-sayers, and get back to your power-chord bashing Metallica or whatever. Cool does not, and never will, equal good.

I have been stretching my ear lobe out. The current 1mm looks pretty fucking gay. Fucking thing needs to hurry the fuck up so I can go up a size or ten. Grr.