
TWO FACE KNOWS YOU ARE FULL OF SHIT.
US ARMY
Ok so anyway. Things are less fucked up than they have been I think. Or maybe I'm just getting used to the weirdness. By the way, Blogger just ate my original post so this will be even more disjointed and fucked than my normal posts.
I had a paragraph written about John Mayer. It was witty; within it I insulted his intelligence and his dubious sexual orientation. Thereafter, I offered a humble apology and conceded that (with help) I have realised he is a fucking good guitarist. Kiss my ass, nay-sayers, and get back to your power-chord bashing Metallica or whatever. Cool does not, and never will, equal good.
I have been stretching my ear lobe out. The current 1mm looks pretty fucking gay. Fucking thing needs to hurry the fuck up so I can go up a size or ten. Grr.
I had a paragraph written about John Mayer. It was witty; within it I insulted his intelligence and his dubious sexual orientation. Thereafter, I offered a humble apology and conceded that (with help) I have realised he is a fucking good guitarist. Kiss my ass, nay-sayers, and get back to your power-chord bashing Metallica or whatever. Cool does not, and never will, equal good.
I have been stretching my ear lobe out. The current 1mm looks pretty fucking gay. Fucking thing needs to hurry the fuck up so I can go up a size or ten. Grr.

3 comments:
John Mayer = Lame
This by association makes you lame
Lafoo at two faced. They will burn in hell for their sins.
ok that sounded like I was a psycho :D
bourbon tonight FEWL
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